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List (incomplete) of the Rules of Use

I suggest some small experiences, and maybe there will still will be integrated over time

are simple rules that are valid in principle in all hospitals. The left open so that everyone can develop them yourself. Unfortunately, many suffer from a male VIEW OF (which is what the writer), but this is.

In order acceptance

First principle: there were other patients before you, you are not the first (see the post just above)
learn good name General Hospital: Campus Bio-Medico (the name is weird I know, I do not like, in the U.S., University Campus Bio-Medico stands for University Campus Bio-Medico University). In fact, going to university campuses, not indicates the fields of Trigoria. Bio means life in greek. Therefore, universities c h life care. Do not call if you can, Biumedicus Campo, nor Biofield who knows organic garden.
Some may think of serving an old green apple shampoo
Communications: phones currently do not have wind field
When you call (it really happened) a call-center wind asking if you want to take advantage of an exceptional offer, which lacks the answer field and wait for the reaction
Take a mobile phone Tim one that urgently needs to call home and a phone of another user (assumed this answer customer relations office of the Wind Italy: "We inform our customers that our company provides coverage throughout the national territory" )
not be afraid to tell the staff you need to make a phone call
Relations: used to communicate (especially with older people, if you have room), simple words
A few words with the doctors if they need to know something, then tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth : say swear
Cuisine: ask someone who brings you food that you have never eaten so even if you have a low-fat diet. It is probably also true.
do not say if that day you are fasting .
When you come to your wife, you say how you eat at home, do not eat anywhere. But the hospital is the second place would like to eat
Bar: Avoid to order coffee with a a bill of 100 € (Visa)
not to say cashier you look like a Martian, that you do a favor freeing of all those notes (if you think about the phrase, that seriously is absurd, such as stroke does not even laugh)
When two or more hands behind you bypass the queue and a voice says in a tone altered: two decaf, please, it means that you need to move from the case and stop talking with the cashier (this, I want to clarify, it happened in my presence, but I was not I am talking about)
If you meet a doctor in the vicinity of the bar, preferably in output, not insist to offer a coffee, if declines. Maybe you are the thirty-fifth patient who offered him .
You can order what you want, at your own risk (see the stories Gajardo below)
Chaplain: If the chaplain comes to visit, does not mean you're going to die
If you think going to die, call the chaplain
Go qu you went to see the chapel. Locate the nearest entrance to you.
In chapel just read the book where people write their intentions for Mass (you can serve a lot, you should write it down)
the chaplain can also say the bad words, do not be offended
swear words are not swearing (see below)
not be afraid to go to Mass or to ask you to take communion in the room: what will others think? I've got Ecchissenefrega not you put it?
Medical: answer what you ask with brevity (take me as a counterexample)
Your medical history does not begin with Adam and Eve, and usually does not include many details like the bus Take the morning or more if you like Dante or Petrarch.
Make this your doctor if you talk about Dante helps you to not think about the disease that you have the number or tell him that you take the bus every morning, if you're doing a memory test.
The people who visit do not all have the same degree : look up the primary, the king of the jungle
Do not make jokes in front of the other primary (but if you happen to beat the fun you could be lucky)
Do not give you the diagnosis and co nsigli
not say, I think I need to do this exam.
Do not insist if they tell you that you do not see
interns and nurses ra to see if you're saying something wrong
If you're in a room with another patient, and are visiting him, do not give advice to doctors (you're not part of the team, even if you have studied medicine)
In the previous case, the phrase "I am a colleague," is less able to "you're a moron"
If you can, went for a walk, or put the iPod or the headphones
If you do have to stay inside, Do not concentrate on your partner trying to hear what the doctors say and especially not his place to answer the questions that they do (especially when it comes to memory tests: it is likely that you will remember what day it is, but he no, that's the point).
not get angry, in the previous case, if he does not remember his name
not judge him if he does not remember his wife's and if the wrong does not necessarily refer lover (see below under the heading of moralism )
family visits: if you are the patients, the diagnosis is not exaggerated to attract the attention of family members. Caution not tension. Try to think that others love you.
find other ways for you to show affection
If you are the family members need to be careful if you do not speak of love and family troubles
If there are family members at risk strarompi, do not let them come
Lady: the laws of knighthood are not worth the exit of the lifts. If you are visiting and there is a patient who needs to leave the lift and maybe have an auction with a drip, reject it backwards (hospital version of the rules for access to the metro in Rome)
In any case, that the above rule: Before you leave the people coming out
If you are already in the elevator, do not press the button immediately closed doors. What happens is that the old man who is behind and remain in the drip that carries out (experienced)
If a person with difficulty walking should go to the next floor space and let him do it closer to the door.
If you are obese, do not pretend to be thin, remember that your belly blocking the exit
If you are present at the visit of another, do not tell his wife what he said before going to make gastroscopy or after: in those cases are not masters of their own acts
not informed the relatives of the thoughts of your next legacy
speak well to the family of what he talked about evil is not a lie , is just a different point of view
Medical Exams: if you do the MRI, before entering dell'accrocchio, close your eyes and think of fun things.
not reopen his eyes
If you do the CT, do not try to flee in fear from the back, hooking device
If you do blood tests, asked to lie if you're afraid of fainting, especially if your weight is over two hundred pounds
If you must wear gowns that sometimes left uncovered sensitive parts of your body, do this (this does not happen, but you never know). Incidentally, the gowns are worn with the laces on the back
not talk when you measure the pressure and you auscultate
Since children know that the stethoscope is not the hearing aids for doctors: why try to communicate with them talking in the disc of metal.
Wash parts of the body to be examined before they are
Nurses: treat you kindly, you can give them of you, if you have a certain age may also give you a caress
(see above) are not in love with you
not you try, do martial arts classes, they often have strong and engaged if you plant a syringe in the neck (see above)
In the case of Sara, you two boxes that you want to pass any
They touch you (if and only if necessary), but you do not touch them even with a flower
Let them compliments and thank
If you are male does not even try with Alberto
cleaning and hygiene If you can, get out while they do, otherwise you are in bed
Remove the hindrances ground
Try not to enter after they have cleaned up: let the floor dry
Think of all the things of common sense that blame your son.
Any organic waste must end and unfailingly precise in a container (other than any event, be sure that it is wrong). If necessary, exercise aims before admission
avoid crashing into the chairs against the walls to avoid damaging
If you accidentally pour coffee or oil on the tables or on chairs, clean them right away because no car, so it will last More
If paid on purpose, ask for a medical examination
Remember to change your socks or other garments significant
Think before medical
Television and similar enjoy the distance from the television, you will discover that you can do without
If in a room equipped with TV sets, do not go to see it all
not past continues to seek information (see above)
not ask to change channel if you are a guest (or not welcome)
Imagine (but not augurateglielo) Michelle Hunziker, Maria De Filippi, Ilaria D'Amico and Carlo Conti hospital like you
Rediscover radio, but only carbine to listen to radio news. Do not spend all day listening to radio ideological (type channels Lazio or AS Roma)
buy the paper to your roommate and read fatevelo (played on the news, it's fun!)
If he does like the messenger or the Eco comprategli (away) from Roccacannuccia Supplement with the best competition of the cow. Know open your horizons to new worlds
Sport and politics : everyone has their legitimate views, do not criticize Totti before a Roma player and take statements from Mourinho as a disorder hearing.
The rest are, in any case, the you are, and rather than argue, explain your reasons
Other patients: rediscover friendship, listen with patience and talk to you
Try to know What am glad your roommate
If they care about their family, ask the children and wife / husband
Ask their names when they come to visit, understand that you care about their Joint
If you feel you want to be left in peace, do not disturb
If you want to be left alone for any reason, say so clearly
The last two points apply particularly when a patient has returned from gastroscopy and colonoscopy
If your roommate is a senior non uscitevene with sentences like when she there will be more, do not talk about inheritance and the like
If is deaf, speak aloud (if you close the door, the rooms are soundproofed). In any case, show the lip.
If we do not see well or can not walk easily, help
worry, if you suffer from amnesia and do not see it return
If you can, take him for a walk and a coffee
If you walk through the halls of the department, do not throw the eye inside the rooms
If a Russian, let bring from home plugs ears (though many times to no avail)
Never contradict a snorer that Russian Russian stronger, stronger than you mena
If you have amnesia, probably none of these rules you need
Keep in touch when you leave hospital, you have spent a significant period of time (even a few hours) with
Comments: 're not moralists s
If the nurse has a piercing or tattoo, non rimproverateli: it is a sin against nature
Do not tell him that it is injurious to health: will know well from their
The horsetail hair for men, not a sign of moral degeneration
If things go wrong, say so and do not complain
In the same case can also remedy
If something goes wrong and you complain to other, lower the morale of the troops
Unfortunately, some people can not avoid issuing air. Pretend not to hear.
Some patients have a habit of swearing, sometimes you can not do anything, even if it bothers you (it can be a habit for many years)
Differing from swearing oaths
This does not mean you can do that annoys you and help little by little with patience to sidetrack the oaths to other roads. A true form of education.
If you are blaspheming, keep in mind the same things mentioned above to the contrary
A man who is locked in a hospital is more sensitive to the charm and also to the female body. Do not offend you any comments, when his wife or children to see him, try to promote mutual affection
Do not tell the wives of the above comments
If the sexual orientation of the person You next take him to be attentive to you, act like you normally do out of the hospital.
not worry too much about the nurses, who know what to do in these cases (see above)
Who asks you to take off a garment before an exam is not necessarily a maniac: do not be put the drip with the coat on
The flames of hell in your speeches put out the fire extinguisher: sie you in a hospital!
doctors not to speak ill of fellow
Temptations and error some new medical inventions are ingenious: the new head-set type, not the frigates from the medical center there. If you really like, ask for a complimentary
Do not drink the saline water to be confused with
The same applies a fortiori to the hydrochloric acid