Monday, February 19, 2007

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2007 Spring Break on Campus and The Meltdown Rock of Ages





I met Charlie Brown ...


Dad is sitting in the chair and reads the newspaper and the child's buzzing around, "daddy play together?" "Dad, can I watch TV?", "Dad, tell me a story?"
Two professional killers on an old Mustang red, head to Minneapolis. "We can stop for a moment?" I'm hungry, "" Just a second, come on, this trip is boring and in four hours did not say a word, "" My stomach needs company ... "
"Because, as you know, son Lisa, you know what once came home stoned, but he will not stand up, so that his wife told him straight out, so if you go through this door that we do not come more ', she then that if you do not drink at least a pint for breakfast ... "
" What you really need is the will. The truth is that it is in the brain that you're a loser! "

In each of these conversations (or monologues), the silent background character, even in such diverse situations, he turned to the speaker and, inevitably, securing it with a look tired and very intimidating at the same time, they will tell you: "Please, give me a break." There one and only one answer and one and only one eye, and are precisely the ones I just mentioned. "Gimme a break!"

After two months of snow, the howl of America has risen to the sky, nature, the stars, the Creator and exclaimed "Gimme a break!" . Enough with the snow, we can not anymore. And in the universities has exploded Spring Break, break of ten days, no more rain, sun, temperatures above zero. What seemed like an unbreakable wall, in "two days two" has disappeared, even before the snow, I'd say the same snow has melted quietly and civilly in the morning, so, for own will.

"Wake up: hybernation is over!" Exclaims Verne the turtle, his friends who wake up from hibernation, squirrels, opossum (Did you know that possums are pretending to be dead if they are in danger?), Porcupines, raccoons, etc.. And insects of all kinds. All away, preferably in Florida or to tease the alligators to their hometown . Or in some volunteer project.

Even at lunchtime, however, though still below freezing, it appeared the first couple to do jogging on campus, with no particular bells and whistles, only to grow back legs and milky arms. The next day, the warm spring sun, between those who played baseball, basketball, football, soccer, lacrosse, ultimate Frisbee, I had a vision. I saw Charlie Brown. Twice. But the second was the right one.
The first is called Charlie Brown Charlie Brown, a name quite common in the States: I know his grandson and it was he who introduced, together with a wry smile and pleading (not the usual beat me, please! "). "This" Charlie Brown, despite his ID, was the exact opposite of the comic book character: a person of success, forty-five and she looks great, very sporty, no identity crisis ... The second Charlie Brown is called in another way, but in its multiplicity, identity (Charlie Brown is in fact a "type") and its perennial identity crisis (he was not so in the early years, when Schulz was just shy, he wrote for a Catholic newspaper and non-Protestant - is a fact - not depressed and was Charlie Brown a small plague), is identical to the "real Charlie Brown", round head, indecisive, sensitive, sleep problems, etc..

Who among us has read all the Peanuts in chronological sequence, you know that the story follows, with some small change (the introduction of some characters, some side story), over the course of normal years, marked by the school, from summer camp, after Christmas and the various sports, baseball (spring-summer), football (fall), hockey (winter). In early March, Charlie Brown was there with his glove, looking for his team. One year, there is so much snow that the pitcher's plate is covered and do not see anything, another rainy periods and the team is adrift on the gloves ... Charlie Brown is always there, waiting for yet another season in which they will attempt to win a game, and trains in the cold. Now, Charlie Brown is out playing (by the way, I think the real sport of Charlie Brown would have been the bowling) with him and we are all just people you know from over ten thousand strips that have accompanied us since childhood.



Somehow, Incidentally, almost every American comics has something typical and peculiar that it goes against logic. In some cases it is more obvious, but apart from the comics with a political background, which except for brilliance and finesse, only Pogo by Walt Kelly, I have to admit that many strips have something wrong or at least does not correspond to reality is seen through a window or walking down the street. At the bottom are not the reality. Take note of the entire production Schulz: It consists of beautiful characters, fixed in time and characteristics (it is a choice that sooner or later, every successful cartoonist must do), but especially mentally blocked. Apart from a small initial evolution Charlie Brown, each of them remains the same for fifty years. But in this there is nothing strange: not for nothing are "characters". What is not normal, is that none of them ever take a real decision, dates from current, critical that everyone does to Charlie Brown of being "without character", applies to all "peanuts." Each one, except perhaps Pig Pen, never takes a real decision is not affected by the environment or his way of being: it can only be a spectator of his own feelings and desires. I'm not saying, of course, they are evil characters: CB he trusts people, after losing again, helps his sister, and so forth, but basically always acts the same way, it's terribly predictable in his emotions. All fifty times without success kicking the ball the football from Lucy, and except one, flew through the air, did not give him an ounce of patience. Just as one who always sees the same film. And the same goes for Lucy, Schroeder, Linus, Sally, Replication, and so on. Their neighborhood is one of emotions, whether successful or frustrated, that is generally the second, referred to them and us with them we are spectators. They are somewhat the antithesis of the American spirit of winning, mixed with a crisis of motivation of psychiatry, the same one that probably has influenced long-Woody Allen, but transferred from the pen of Manhatthan be a genius in Minnesota, where surely there is at home. But there were other times, and perhaps it is no coincidence that in recent years, Charlie Brown fails (pushed, tricked ...) to bring the girl with red hair (do not ever talk about, anyway) and be subject to unexpectedly two loves ( paid), a girl called him Brownie Charles, and he can never tell her his real name, and the other with him fRequest the dance school. I know that this idea may seem sock, but comes from the repeated reading of all the Peanuts , together with that of major biographies and interviews to the author. Think about it, and reflect on the therapeutic role of Lucy, Linus and love for dr. Spock and Miss Othmar (Hagemeyer married) and for a moment forget the sacredness of the main elements of Schulz, perhaps many things will seem possible.

think about it, Calvin & Hobbes also has its own peculiarities. The environment in which it takes place, a suburb , which here is usually a "residential area" of young families of average economic level (a higher level, you find your dream home or villa cheesy, but that is very rich very bad), usually inhabited by families with more than one child, one of the reasons why exactly move from downtown. Calvin Now, with his stuffed tiger who comes to life is an anomaly. It is a only child in a galaxy of large families. His world is totally imaginary, although it certainly is a child friendly. You do the math: a mom, a dad, a tiger, a classmate and a teacher. The rest is imagination. I think there is something which motivates the choice, though certainly the world of imagination, which delegated to the depressed Schulz Snoopy, here is totally boss and the bottom is the substance of a brilliant cartoon that has lived for ten years only. Enough for the brilliant monologue by a ventriloquist.

So Bill Watterson died (artistically) before becoming the heir to Schulz. Given that today occupies the Canadian designer Canadian Lynn Johnston, who has adopted the more traditional sitcom of and works with any environment, the natural appearance and disappearance of the characters, their peculiarities, their strengths and weaknesses, continues For Better or For Worse, deserved for 25 years and, together with a less incisive Blondie and Dagoberto (here the choice is to set the time in the life of a normal family at some point in evolution reached, that is older but still in school, say the model Happy Days, which perhaps more than ideas), showing that the family full and its flaws, but even with its advantages and peculiarities, remains in the hearts of Americans. So there is something more than the stereotype, or maybe Disney Disney has used this vision, perhaps naive, certainly reassuring, yet realistic (in For Better or For Worse may not be the 'happy ending ) that every American aspires. The same that are in line for Leave it Beaver , and later in Happy Days and Cosby Show (I Robinson).

remain two important points: Who was Charlie Brown who I met? My answer is "a kind of cultural sediment" that somehow, with the cooperation of his character, survives in a niche of the third millennium. The second point is this: parents. In Leave it for Beaver, shot in 1957, the mother is the first home appliance era. What still needs to develop in all its forms. The mother of the family, therefore, must take the time to the care of home and family, and the little that remains the dedication (the proceeds from the view) to read publications on the care of the house, perhaps indulging in the early soap operas and then basically wasting time in gossip with friends. It is the angel of the hearth, which candidly admits that at home there must be someone with limited intelligence, but ready to intervene for any case and comfort the children after the father reprimands. Happy Days recovered twenty years later the same period, and Marion Ross (or Cunningham, if you prefer), June Creaver repeats, but ironically, pretending to be a housewife in the Midwest. Few have achieved the ability to Tom Bosley, credible representation in the role of the wise father and credible. After the sitcom Happy Days undergo a sudden earthquake. For what interests me here, Mom has a lot more efficient appliances and must be divided between home and work. His intelligence has grown along with its determination and of his time, who should administer between different activities. It is a time when both parents seem not to know that most fish take (the only sitcom which I think might be saved in this sense is Robinson I) the family no longer appears so solid, the problems are more complex ... parents, as in Peanuts, seems to have withdrawn to meditate, or as Calvin's parents are fearful of the pending questions of the child's wait a sitcom for the third millennium, in which mothers acqustino a more balanced position. But most of all wait with interest the new generation of fathers. Because if the women have traveled a good part of the road that led to those here now call the third feminism (not all yet, many girls seem to give up private initiative, to live in the words of June, in "his cave, waiting for the hunter buy bread for the threads" like it), people often seem to have lost the moral force and compass of their grandparents, which, however, when they are nice guys, have inherited chair, television, newspaper and slippers. But they should / must leave behind Charlie Brown and the prototype of the old worn-out dad and moral (as well as that of the friend-to-all-costs-and-slave-companion. Maybe do a good father, some ways it is more difficult than doing the mother, perhaps because the instructions are less obvious, however, mothers can help us.


Despite the proliferation of the literature of self-esteem, socialization, motivation or inspiration, the average American, especially if it comes from a family with problems, but just not looking in the books in the family its references. And the family is below the neighborhood, friendship, religious practice. Not always accurate, not always disinterested, not always safe, but they are there. Think Little Miss Sunshine, a condensed support posts for his life: his father is trying to promote the ten degrees of success, his mother read inspirational literature, Nietzsche and devours his son does not speak, his daughter dreams of being fat Miss America, the grandfather drugs and regrets the past, the uncle attempted suicide after a disappointment in love and gallops on the plains of academic awards. But is the family that puts them together, giving each the role that competes (weird, huh?).
Sadly, almost all the actors and singers are in rehab by something, the few who are saved it is normal because they have a stable family that is worth a lot of books, plans, motivations, etc..

Not all families are so normal, is the other flip of the coin and this him back after Easter. Many American families are incredibly rough, but in a way that many of you may not even imagine. Before coming to the USA, I wondered: but the Pope is right to say that abortion and divorce are a plague? If they are so widespread and affecting the family, "the vital cell of society", and hit so directly, because it breaks everything down, because we are not for a fall? Further proof that morality if the priests invented to subjugate the ordinary people? It may well be. It may be true. Might be reasonable to be a fundamentalist Christian or secular, as they say here. Saturday, one of the themes of a seminar on bioethics involving theme was the case of a family of deaf people who decided to have children in vitro with the same disease. The case was real. The accident that killed his parents when the two children were small documented, leaving orphans and maybe something else. I do not think that bioethics must move forward by force of circumstances that lead to tears, and I am sorry to use this case: but I do it just to say that besides the general condemnation ( ex post), one of the unexpected and the most renowned bioethicists World commented prior to making these things have to go over my dead body, and I recently bought a gun. In the near future will be the best way to communicate. Unfortunately, going deep into the conversation, I saw that I was serious. For the nation or the tradition (a tradition which, fortunately, I struggle to identify with Christianity, at least a large part of it and with Catholicism, but for a few pathological cases) have to "return to arms."
Yes, I think you are ready to eat the flesh of tough cowboy, but only if you pass a test post-holiday.

Meanwhile, I leave with the family that works: they are right outside my window.



Oh, there I said in my house. I seem to live in a kind of Happy Days every time I go back. In summary: the front lawn, lawn behind (backyard). Porch, unfortunately without rocking chair. The mailbox, the classic one, with the number and veil (1127 St. Peter South Bend, for those who use Google Earth). Ground Floor (First Floor here) with living (and inevitable encyclopedia Great American Books, small internal porch, dining room / study and kitchen in quick succession). The kitchen is accessed from the typical side door on the side you go down in the basement . There has been restored and there are also additional rooms for the guests of the passage and a bathroom, but small rooms retain some aspect of a rustic basement with the boiler which frightened Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone: \u200b\u200b the basement often is not heated and is a little 'store, a bit' laundry, a bit '... everything. The access is narrow, the lintel of bias (such as the attic), the scale incredibly steep and dangerous. Maybe, just like in Home Alone , a real battlefield. From the living room looks a bit 'part of the staircase leading upstairs style "Joanie, go upstairs," and upstairs there are two rooms, a studio and I (who share a room with my room to avoid wasting space). Everything like in the movies, wooden furniture, desk, chairs, desk, big closet / wardrobe, two windows still can not understand how to open, but with effective protettura insects, and bathroom. My, I've loved books, gadgets my various crops in several rounds. The whole house is full of closets, cabinets, appearing where you least expect it. My room is an attic, and a species with a sliding window enters a roof that would be a great idea for a story by Roald Dahl. The house has its own age, but carries his years well. And in fact no different from a house that you saw in a movie or on the fifties. I do not understand why, however, is okay, but an Italian would seem dated, at the same age. It will be an impression. However, the duration of the case, partly because of the weather, is quite limited, which explains why just two months to set up a: not being an expert, it takes a couple of load-bearing walls, however, you put around a kind of pressed plywood, you put the roof sopra.Ritagli space for doors and windows and we put them in, respectively, coating the whole tile (after isolating walls and roof) and strips of wood or plastic, et voila. A group of houses is one block (block : where the bicycles of children must stop), and several blocks make neighborood , which has its own structure, among which the library . But we are talking about particular institution, which requires a separate discussion.


Mom throws the baseball and kids, from eight years to three, are in the positions they occupy because of their age. I squeeze my heart when I see my father that acts as a coach (usually the dad gets home at 5 to play with children): Two years ago, just thirty years old, was diagnosed with the malignancy. A month in hospital in Chicago. The two older children, had nightmares the first night, the second was angry with God when reciting the evening prayers, as only a child can do. Every morning, her mother accompanied them to school and then left for Chicago. He returned in the evening to care for children. After a month and a half of intensive treatment, my neighbor who is now also my friend, he was discharged. After some time, the fallout, more strong. Began again the trip to Chicago, the neighbors got a new car with his wife so he could make his three-hour drive safely and not with the van family.
"Dad is very ill but will recover, if it were to risk dying, I'd tell you in time." At this point, this was a sincere statement of the mother to eldest sons. Sometimes you see the soul emerge on the face of a person. In this case it was a small vibration that crossed across the entire face, and even if you saw no wrinkle or frown, the message was: I love my husband, I have five children, I'm tired, the future is uncertain and I really do not know what to do. For a moment, that vibration reported in this area, and then disappeared suddenly. The husband is healed, it seems definitivamvamente, but who knows? "God has not abandoned a single moment." Even now, while launching the ball with the little crying in her arms (which maybe even Joe DiMaggio would have done well). My friend has taken recently to talk because the chemo had affected his vocal cords, I do not know if the eldest son still has nightmares, but the second is teaching me to pray in earnest. In addition to teaching me how to play baseball (never mind the quality, they need a base).

In the house opposite, another neighbor tries to teach his son the swing of golf. There test for months, with the first basket, then with baseball. Unfortunately, the child is a Charlie Brown, but he is happy that his dad to come home to play with him on purpose, but not the father does not give up.
said Mr. C. the last episode of Happy Days (256), the one referred to in the picture above (they are the last words, almost all the cast met for the wedding of Joanie, and the series ends with this toast, after the ceremony): "Our two sons are married now and begin to build lives for themselves. I believe that when this moment arrives for two parents, it is time to reflect on what they have done and accomplished. Marion and I have not climbed the Mount Everest or writing the American history. But we had the joy of two wonderful boys grow up, to see them grow up surrounded by their friends and become adults. If the Lord wills we will have the joy of seeing them educate their children and assure you that a man and a woman can not ask for more. Thank you all for having been part of our family: Happy Days! ". Tom Bosley, in addition to being Howard Cunningham, introduced the American version of Life is a wonderful thing. The circle seems to fade ...

other side of the road, playing basketball, is on the block next to a bicycle race. Nearby, two young couples on the swinging swings, while some other kid is playing in the legendary sandpit. Tip: if you want a happy young mother prepared dinner for her family. The girls, my question was always, make their own cakes with mud. And they want the taste. Is it too: I have to go look for someone to challenge in the marbles on the cement in front of the garage ... There was a sale of marbles from WalMart tonight and maybe I can beat the poor Bill ...

Good Night and Good Luck

Marco



"Only 273 days left till winter," is how the turtle Verne asked me to tell you before you leave home.

thanks especially my neighbors, everyone, and many fathers who return home to play with their children. Happy Easter!

Sunday, February 18, 2007

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Feelin 'Groovy, Ipod, chewing-gum: American Inglese for Dummies


These pages are beginning to serve not only to understand the 'America, not to forget the Italian: believe me, it is increasingly difficult to find words, because in these two and a half months I had a single conversation in real language, but with a German professor. The rest in English, which is definitely not that of Oxford. And while snowing outside, we reflect a bit 'on the previous sentence.

That is not the British American Inglese Inglese, it is known. Than it is it is a bit 'less, the reasons are often unknown to the general public. In short, if you go with the BE in the U.S. or vice versa, You'll be ... Not necessarily. One day in London with some friends watched the movie Saving Private Ryan , which is perhaps the most moving scene of American soldiers waiting to board their landing crafts . For many of them, especially the first to jump down on the beach, death is almost certain. They are soldiers, led by an officer and several sergeants with a thick skin, kids shipped to Europe directly from Brooklyn, from the Midwest, Idaho, Louisiana, from California. Talk to each other, trying to joke around, but above all ensure that the survivors in the event broadcast 'news' to their loved ones in a manner not too shocking. Is about to start landing. A friend, a professor of English and English asks me if I understand what they say, we can say that bits and pieces (bits and spizzicks ), something that frankly do not understand is your question, which follows the observation he buys 70 percent of what they say and I remain thrilled (nice word, thrilled, for some reason those who do not use never mind you are in, along with the bad words, while the others fly away or close themselves up in their condos in the brain, to protect themselves from winter language).

Every day when I wake up, I do not know what I will understand the world around me. It's a bit 'as Heraclitus said, "we can not dip into the same river twice", but he was right even his disciple Cratylus, "even once." When asked to repeat what you said, that's already the 'American Inglese has changed and with it the sender, recipient, and his patience or attention, context, text, and even the pretext. The AE is so, sow and harvest a lot, sometimes 30, other 60, the other 80. Never what you have sown. There is always some change in the geography of the EA. Before I get angry, and I felt humiliated, possible that after so many years, courses, total immersions, drowning, exercise, safe methods, certain methods, magic methods, methods subliminal conversations speaking, reading, translation, BBC, any other business ...

Then I realized that English is not learned in America, it comes across as a river, sometimes you stop to play dead (speaking) in the loop peaceful, other times there are the rapids, and, when you least expect it, the falls. It is important to know that sometimes there are moorings, ports, beaches where resting neurons, tongue and ears. Needless to go to the sources, it makes the effort of a salmon going up the river is never a sure answer. Wrote some time ago a reader of the Courier apparently English is the easiest language to learn, but after many years, unlike many other languages, we often find ourselves having to start over. Correct! 100%. However it is not we start this again. It is the English again. And in America this is even more true, and those who are less able to understand it, under the same Yankees, are their British cousins. The accounts add up.


Let's initial experiment, trivial because applies to all languages: English grammar shown for foreigners in a native, you will laugh behind ... who actually talks like that?

The case of the Italians is different: the Swiss speak Italian as a gra mmatica for foreigners, when they speak in their dialect of pseudo-Como. As for the Italian grammar for foreigners, a friend of mine here has shown me a wonderful hand of Fascism, which he bought for a few cents. The Italian is perfectly framed, it explains the proper use of conciòssiaccosacché, it comes to ski resorts, rubella, cars and motorcycles, but above all rule is accompanied by examples that are intended to clarify the use, based on the history of the language and practice. Each rule is invariably followed by three sentences, the first is from Dante, Petrarch & Co. (type Kelle Sao ko ke for lands for Kill KKI kontene the thirty Possetto part holy Benedictine monasteries, or so), the second is the culture "Time" (dative of interest: "To whom the victory? to us! "), the third is taken from common usage ( of that time, the head of a professor grammar): "Oh, beloved Olivia, Please distribute the pitcher, if not thee to excessive noise": but that joke?)

Therefore, forget the rules, reversals aside, else really think that you're saying something and not give you any answer, they can take you by the idiots (you know the Italian " yes), or you can create unfounded expectations ("Sarah is also" yes, "then I'll come," says Jim, Sarah, but probably will not, especially if the question was rhetorical and the desire for Jim to meet Sarah was intense ) subject to this point, on which the British are more flexible, accepting the interrogative tone, to proof of the facts, if you follow its rules, the language more 'simple world inevitably betray you. You agree to have married one that does not fit with his head. He has other qualities, but is out like a balcony. There are no rules, just like in the Far West: English is spoken here more out of conviction that is grammatically correct. Of course, if you want to give you a tone, you can speak English grammar: Look around and if people understand you, you're in the magical world of Harvard. But Harvard is a tourist attraction, a phenomenon such as Disneyland, Niagara Falls, the Grand Canyon and much of Hollywood.

In the heart of every American is written very clearly (do not know at this point in what language) that English is spoken here because you think you know: that is much more important to pretend to know about that really speak it. Keep in mind (keep in mind , anglismo, aaaugghh), that every day hundreds of human drops are placed in the large flow of the Mississippi language and their traditions, different cultural backgroud and more. They call melting pot, a word that should evoke a bowl in which the ethnic mix (actually float because the mixture does not always generate a new solution, but can lead to suspension or other acts of chemical incompatibility of the total resistance, or in part, reverse osmosis or whatever). Moreover, pot in his second meaning is to marijuana ... probably the best English is spoken when you go high with this substance (drug here is for medicine and drugs, so we have to distinguish between aspirin, legal drug, and heroin, illegal drug). But you can not stop if you speak English, so if you make use of marijuana. So back to the first meaning: America is a soup botched, with areas of oil on the surface, pieces of bread floating, patches of sauce, some vegetable compound, a fund of different densities in some places is like Lake Como. But the kitchen is so, do not think and eat. Do not think and talk. Free. Because in this river of words, who has more 'success is not who embarks on Advanced Cambridge Grammar for Foreigners (with exercises, second edition revised), but those who face conn courage current, jumping from one bank to another with makeshift equipment, logs and rafts, and trying to speak as best she can and without restraint . Yes, that's your classmate who was regularly sent in English and sells lubricants. The AE is a language for entrepreneurs, pioneers, in general, for motivated people, not shrinking violet who have studied in the right schools (and not their country). His teacher is Mark Twain, with his Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn

There 's a word, outstanding, in English, and is groovy, which feelin' groovy (Paul Simon ). Riporto il testo, ho provato una traduzione ma non funziona.

Slow down, you move too fast, you've got to make the morning last Just kickin' down the cobble-stones, lookin' for fun and feelin' groovy Feeling groovy Hello lamp-post, what's cha knowing, I've come to watch your flowers growin' Ain't cha got no rhymes for me, do-it-do-do, feelin' groovy Feeling groovy I've got no deeds to do, no promises to keep I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep Let the morning time drop all ITS petals on me Life I love you, all is groovy






B eing groovy is the metaphysical essence of the American, Thomas Aquinas called connaturalitas, Aristotle and other ancient philosophers oikeiosis (from oikia, house, home, stay at home). I'll talk one day, I now limit myself to only a few linguistic observation. A home is generally good, especially if you do not have sisters, and then everything is OK, which explains why almost touches groovy semantically the beaches of cool (cool), but also to accompany gleefully walking, dangling from a couch to another, without shoes (but with cotton socks) on the carpet or parquet, baggy pants and a sweatshirt. So groovy may also, at times, grunge, because soon the clothes are rumpled up rapidly and (tie, a nice big word refined). With appropriate use of IPod





connected to the ear, the groovy becomes a silent, self- hip hop (just to give the key points in the history of American music last century). Groovy is home but not static, it is not a concept, is an act or rather an interaction, harmony, is the music of the womb, the home is dynamic in the States, so much the porch (with rocking ), is the way to go ( literature on the road, in fact is an American phenomenon), individual stories, each different paths, the path through the woods, the track in the desert in the middle of the road snow ... So the first step to U.S. citizenship and assimilate to 'get into the swing of groovin'. Imagine a rapper . Think of a Negro boy or color (here we take the theme) that you see in sitcom. They are grunge, dress in baggy pants, low crotch, iPod-plugged directly brain, washed shirt or sweater, wool hat pulled down over his forehead. Well, if you want to learn American English, you need to stop the clothes of a gentleman of the City and put the old lady who gives you tea. If you choose, in the Oscars this year, between Queen Elizabeth and Forrest Whitaker, put the cross on the second.

in your mind this guy swaying, hands in trouser pockets or plush, rocking to the beat of the music that passes through his head, that's swing, and you also take cadence, beginning your brain will not be tuned (the genius of Steve Jobs, who called his program ITunes to listen to music, there is and there's Tune I) will not be agreement with the world around you, at some point but perhaps you will find the magic spot (maybe your super-ego will prevent you from finding it, learn German, beautiful language, the same root, no spontaneity), but if you find it, let go as when you started to ride a bicycle, which you think, so great was the joy of always having cycled without wheels. Think of the pebbles that roll in the song by Paul Simon.

Once is tuned time to put over the words. They, too, there will be spontaneous language, groovy environment does not exist "I have it on the tip of the tongue" because the language has become part of the world and the ego, because you're not talking a new language but were Heidegger giving voice to the being, expressing the basic human micro-phonemes, the groovy is not conceptual, think of the cartoons, we bang, thud, grump, ouuch, yawn, gulp, pant, grunt, bubble, peep, hum , splash, groan, gasp, yell, sigh, smack, snore, snooze, creak, wham ... are words without meaning (remember the song?). But if inserted in the groove, then the model, the dilated, become the only, real human language units: What is a gulp appropriately modulated, if not a summary of a swallow, which can 'be more' or less long, successful, hard, satisfying and in any case is physiologically the same all over the world? The difference is in the modulation in frequency in the stop, or continue, but in the end is always a gulp! Of course, when you do not swallowed gulp, but in the groove it can 'play mm mmm gh lp bh, I assure you that you write and understand how gulp, especially if connected with other words or sounds better with the other physiological. Gulp goes very well with burp and cough, which however, verbs in English are, simply put "to" alert you to the front and characterization of grammar, the Americans if they can replace it with the more impersonal and dimamico gerund (I'm saying that American English is a kind of materialistic pantheism in the making? read Walt Whitman and talk about it). But English, the real one, the British Inglese (BE) is static essence, the result of empirical generalizations not a tool to solve problems such as the American English that exists in reality and becomes.

So if you want to speak English American, the point is not to use different words or say that "there is slang." Provided that you respect the reverse and have a reverence for h (aspirated, folks, this is a continent made up of people who aspire, that sucks the air from the lungs), for the rest, condense the differences in two pages of little words or bad words, like the famous Cambridge Grammar or its cousins, is bad faith or a residue of colonial imperialism.

summarize: first you have to assimilate the groove, the background noise of the primordial BigBang, the world of inorganic nature or if you prefer the memory of the amniotic fluid. This will give you 'the pace the basis on which to enter the living beings, plants and animals with their normal verse: all the living, not just rational animals, speak English, just yesterday I saw a video where you had the impression that some dogs speak: they made the their verses, and did not seem Italian or German, but English.

To all this add the words derived from the original languages \u200b\u200bthat were present or were imported in the U.S.. Which, however, 'to adapt to the rhythm and melody animals must sacrifice part of himself, must autoamputation, with wisdom and sense of proportion. You have wondered, at times, faced with an American song, but how do you pronounce all these words to a melody so short? Easily: first delete the vowels (a categorical imperative is to kill all "and" final of past participles: chang'd, turn'd, etc . Who are the British pronounce the vowels, the accompanying with natural elegance to the door and 'mouth, which sometimes opens in vowels, some others, especially in the dialect of London, the cockney , clings, as to release a host of hidden uncomfortable (the British Puritans , you know): This shape of the mouth has a specific name in my native land, which calls for the hens and some of their physiological operations.

Eliminate vowels, try to attack the pronouns the words that precede and follow, but especially the language used and the consonants here is the secret!

A brief note on anatomy, which dates from the first book I ever read, (HW Morrow, The green hills of Oregon, Salani (old books, sigh, the same publisher of Harry Potter). Reprinted in 1980. with illustrations. U. Signorini, hardbound, pp. 190. 8 Euro.) is the story of a pioneer family that starts to cross from east to complete the entire subcontinent and I think that even in New England his mother died (I wonder why the mothers here are frail, think for example how many orphans in literature and cinema, from To Kill a Mockingbird a Paper Moon ). After even a few hundred miles is also the father pulled the bucket or pull them to him were the Indians, and the family remained on the rump of his eldest son along with a brood of children, a wagon and little else. And the eldest son (he strikes a blow for this category mistreated) comes up to Oregon, the Pacific that is, eating Pemmicam. What 'the Pemmicam? How do you explain a learned commentator on the Talmud, some semi-nomadic populations, forced to move in dry lands and deserts, like the Jews, Egyptians and American Indians, are fed on harsh mixtures of herbs and dried, it was for the mother to chew to make it edible for children. Think about it: the same thing in the Middle East and the Rocky Mountains. Among other things, as has been noted, a beautiful metaphor of course: in Aramaic, the word indicates that the teacher has the same root of the tooth, the teacher is chewing on hard material and passes it to the disciple because he knows that he can use his teeth ... Christian tradition of de Magistro focuses more on the image of St. Paul who speaks of a transition from milk to food more 'substantial, something that still does not rule when it said, but the Genesis or Native American culture to 'Roman Empire, something had changed ... But for the Indians was no longer time to pemmican, but losing the habit of chewing It was not easy: the chiefs, continued with tobacco, then came the gum, which initially maintained his ties with the natives. Moreover, in a revival of ancient traditions the pemmican is back in fashion and you can find many sites on the web that will reveal its secrets.

Now, the English, with all his groovy must be chewed like food in hard dry ground, and not 'a case that has reached us from the U.S. chewing gum, which is nothing if not a phonetic artifice that maybe makes up a part of the body lost through evolution. In Italian it is bad manners to speak with a gum in your mouth, AE is the more and more 'safe to talk. Even here, when you eat does not speak, but when it comes, it must chew. This is shown by its name. As children have learned to say ciuingam as the most natural thing in this world, yet when for the first time you had to speak with chewing gum there came not one but several versions: cheuing-rubber, gum keuing, kiuinghem. English better bubble-gum, which is pronounced almost like it reads. That is, except that chewing does just TSCI, TSCI, TSCI, chewing gum gets its name not from a concept or mental image, but by a primal noise. It is pure onomatopoeia. Beppe Severgnini in his books has done a wonderful phenomenology of this statement, translated into BE and AE: Pay attention, now and then discover that you know already 'difficult to pronounce words that "cold" would not know how to deal with.

This also has a fundamental role with regard to cultural policy. Europeans centers to promote the learning of language and culture in foreign countries (Goethe, Centre Culturel Français, Italian Cultural Institute, British Council, usually alongside their embassies). The Americans will give him the chewing-gum when you release (because often they did this, and many times we have truly released), then you build a website to tell you how to go to America, possibly without stay too long, they keep you (rightly) far from the embassies (go to website of the U.S. Embassy in Rome) and make you see the U.S. on TV. Where no mother rebukes the child for chewing gum, not only, if you look on the internet, you'll be amazed why something so American and so relatively little publicity ...


This brings us back to the consonants. Mangiatevi, chewed vowels, such as rubber, if you arrive early on the final stretch and modulate the consonants until the time is up to you. So you can sing in English (do not worry if you do not understand the words, you can invent, just like we do Italian, a bit 'to Alberto Sordi, but do not do it with the English). A single suggestion to philosophers: Kant never say to the German ...

You took the cadence, you have over the words and you understand that the AE is not Bach, Mozart or Handel, but Gershwin, the Be-Bop, Louis Armstrong, Miles Davis, Eminem. Understand also because the U.S. has produced a kind of song or interpretation of the song that is not our "bel canto", as they call them. A Sanremo, once two interpreters with the same song they sang. There are beautiful versions of Paolo Conte of Blacks Casey, Fiorella Mannoia and in these days of Avion Travel. If you take the example most 'trivial here, Over the Rainbow, il tema del Mago di Oz, dopo Judy Garland lo hanno cantato o suonato Toni Bennett, Frank Sinatra, Iz, Annie Lennox, John Denver, Gloria Gaynor, Mariah Carey, Ray Charles, James Brown, James Taylor, Alanis Morissette, Michael Buble', John Wayne, Bill Clinton, George Bush, John Travolta, Olivia NJ, Rupert Everett, Billie Holliday, i Rockapella, gli Eurythmics, Jackson Brown, Peggy Lee, Jerry Lee Lewis, Dean Martin, Elvis Presley, I soggy Bottom Boys, Trisha Yerwood, Hillary Duff, Britney Spears, i Beach Boys, Jackson Browne, I Cedarmont Boys, le Andrew Sisters, i Browns, John Williams, Michael Jackson, Paul Anka, Perry Como, Bart Simpson, Fonzie, Charlie Brown, Reeba McEntyre, probably Bill Gates and Richard Nixon together with Barbra Streisand and Whitney Houston ... short enough to play on the consonants and the permutations are endless. Only Fiorella Mannoia and Ivano Fossati Ivano Fossati can sing and it is unthinkable a rock version of This Mortal Coil, unless you intervene Fiorello, but that is another phenomenon.

The items themselves, the words of my great professor of linguistics, are not a commodity, but of semi-finished products shall apply by analogy according to the context. So 'a hundred pages on the syntax of the verb of your grammar is summarized in Is not a Li'l as an adjective there is always a good idea, then you can enter Gotcha to grasp what it means, bring, take, Gonna for the future, Shuddhi for duty, Yeah for the statements and No way for the negatives. This

own if you use the AE to express, that is, if after all that I wrote that you did not understand the EA rather than be spoken, made to be heard: Last year, Coca-Cola has done a series of commercials for its zero-calorie version in which some films were dubbed by people who were counting backwards from ninety to 0. Objectively, he was laughing. I showed it to several Indians, who have responded with the statement that eliminates any discussion: "I know what? "did not quite understand, but with these instructions prior to understand why. 'Then sit back in your mental imagery stay and enjoy the AE in Dolby Surround.

Two corollaries regarding the syntax.
First, the language common. It requires the vision of Fargo after the Cohen brothers. from which you can infer that Americans use to talk about 200 words in all, twenty of which are the famous yeah, gotcha, no way, coudda, Shuddhi, etc.. The the rest are phrases like How are you today, You look great, wow, and so 'on. Then there are the words that convey bits of information. Finally, there is' body language, not as the means French hermeneutics of facial expression or whatever. Body language are the pats on the back, spitting on the ground, hugging a regular basis and so 'on. This is' an example of a significant conversation, which plays a meeting between two people who had not seen in years.

- Wow, Am I Dreamin '? Are you Bob Smith?
- wooow, Jim Bubble who are the best to deal with / (chanting)
- Jimmy Smith and Bobby Bubble!
refrain: how are you doin 'buddy, Such a long time, great
embrace, patting various, repeated ad libitum packages and refrain
Information
- What about Linda?
- Gone with the kids (that I planted!)
- Shut, I know how you feel (emotion mutual)
- Do not worry, buddy! Life is tough ...
- Do not tell
embrace, patting various, repeated ad libitum packages and refrain
- And Kate?
- She's OK, she loves the kids, you know They are three and one on the go?
- Jimmy, I always told you are a big ***
- you, *** mother, ah! ah! ah!
embrace, patting different, repetition ad libitum packages and refrain
- Remember Teddy?
- Li'l Ed 'freckle' Williams?
- Yep
- We started an amazing biz
- No way! are you talkin 'of the Same Old' freckle?
- Yeah, and I talk millions. And the guy is absolutely
great - I can not believe it, Such A nerd
embrace, patting various, repeated ad libitum packages and refrain
- Gotta go, buddy, nice to meet you, bye to Kate, and your *** keep quiet!
- Sure! You and damn 'freckled Ed!
embrace, patting various, repeated ad libitum packages and chorus, fading

As you can see, the EA is done as one of those grammar exercises where you only make one or two words, of course, the pattern changes according to people (men and women), their relationship, the situation in which they are found (chance meeting, wedding, funeral, etc..), but with a score of forms or templates (broad shoulders and for slapping, women are good for different modulations strilletti), it goes on for a lifetime, at least if you have something serious to say.

Second corollary: in fact, sometimes we must communicate some serious information or any topic. In this case, apart from the broader case of the journalist and lawyer, that somehow they are printed, well the Americans have taken a pragmatic side to the manuals, other analytic philosophy, bringing it to the extreme. Both are metasystem, the second best suited to scientific talks, the first disclosure, which are logical systems that function as the lego, and that can be combined in the most 'diverse and endlessly repeated. In any case, convey a single information and are constituted in the same way: Take for example the various books for Dummies', there are on all the arguments, astrology divorce, and even here it is to insert some specific word. Analytic philosophy and 'a little' such as soybeans for the Chinese, the same material that can be offered as meat, pasta, ice cream, shrimp in sauce ... etc.. Which allows for the illusion of eating meat on Fridays during Lent

The 50 or 60 percent of the titles of books and 'predictable, the rest may' constitute material for new schemes. Some examples: Taking

(name) Seriously
How to (verb - preposition - name) (if you need to)
(name) for Dummies'
(number, ranging from 7 to 10) effective habits for (gerund)
The real effective handbook for (gerund)
book on The One Minute (...)
(adjective, usually role, title, etc..), And then? Alternative: I know, what?
On (name)

In order to speed up the writing, the EA introduced the numbers, which may be an abbreviation of the words (you 2, 4 rooms ...), or indicate a function . Some examples:

101 from a phone number, indicates general information on any subject, 101 College, 101 Movies, equals a bit 'to for' Dummies

24 / 7 working hours from Wal-Mart , 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, shows complete dedication

5 / 9: nine-to-five, it's time clerk, part-time dedication

911: warning sign, since telephone number corresponding to our 113 or 118: looks a bit ', the attack on the Twin Towers took place on 9 / 11


A small final note concerns the spelling. We teach it in school first thing to go to "My name is John and I come to Berlin" "I am 45 years old and have a Fullbright scholarship." In reality ', spelling and' an art and saves you from thousands of situations and we do not know. Again, you can be a complete ignoramus, but if you know how to spell a word, you have hopes of tapping into the sources of knowledge. Think of the wonderful film with Anne Bancroft "The Miracle Worker": an apology about the spelling. From Barnes & Noble, unlike that Hoeply in Milan, in philosophy department will take if you can do it spelling of Aristotle, and those who do not know if 'Aristotle (for this family of deaf-mute child-blind film above the stops spelling and they do not care who understands what it says ... Anne Bancroft, aka Anne Sullivan, accuses them "I do not know enough to obey, but who knows what he says). Because generally just obedience to the American eficacia (it's a little note in the script, but it is very important in this text, is placed just before the climax).

In conclusion, just some curiosity about how the Americans see us, at least from some points of view. Since the Italian music or the work or not, have forced an immigrant, Alfredo Arnold Cocozza, born in Philadelphia to make the standard with the name of Mario Lanza (forgive my ignorance, but I did not ' I had never heard). Italian music is generally unknown except Bocelli (see above) and Elvis (in the Attic Manhatthan and Chicago). In section Latin Laura Pausini also found in its production English.
And, speaking of Spain, the nickname by which we are known here Dago. Dago comes from Diego (common name among the few English immigrants, not South American), with which we were confused. Another possibility is Wapo (pl. Wapos ) from guapo, here nell'accezione English, indicating a good-looking) and not that of Naples (with a touch of bravado).

Well, I think I pontificate enough. Meanwhile, the temperature rises, I take care of half the fish died because I gave too much to eat, Steve Jobs unveiled the ' iPhone, Microsoft Vista paralyzed the university's computer system, Tatum O'Neal (Paper Moon remember? ) has published an autobiography beautiful, sincere and painful , Hillary Clinton, despite mountains of books have been written against her, apparently began to nomination, and somehow I saw advice to adults and vaccinated Fargo the Cohen brothers (one of their first film, which describes very well the environment in which I live) and the most recent Little Miss Sunshine. latter, even if he has anything particularly rude, is not recommended to "people with a high mortality rate." With this I give you the cultural coordinates of the subcontinent, at least for recent months. The next episode, when the snow melts.

Good Night and Good Luck!

Marco

Many thanks to Frances McDormand, Oscar for Fargo (see next image), to the many friends I have suggested interesting linguistic references, who gave me the green hills of Oregon and my brother Alexander suggested I see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Tim Burton. Thanks also to Paul Simon for his beautiful song on the 59th street bridge and to my Multipix 510, who helped with his images, in spite of my incompetence.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Hair Colour Prices In A Salon*

2007 Spring Time on Campus (Live)

Education in America, The Vault and panty Paris Hilton


Two February Groundhog Day, Groundhog Day . In 1993, the snooty journalist Bill Murray (aka Phil ) wakes up in a motel in Punxsutawney, the inescapable sound of I Got You Babe of Sonny and Cher, to discover that he was trapped in time, meteorological and physical, a tiny town in Pennsylvania, here, as the conclusion of one of the most ingenious plots and irritants in the history of cinema, would eventually abdicate his flattery to marry the charming Andy McDowell. It is one of the many nightmares / dreams that fascinate Hollywood and the Americans.







The idea is this: the woodchuck (aka Phil ) is traditionally head from his hole in quell'impronunciabile lost site of the American province on February 2 of each year. If he sees his shadow on the snow, gets scared and goes back into the den, which means six more weeks of bad weather. Conversely, spring comes the notes of Pennsylvania Polka.

Just for completeness, yesterday, according to the official event website (http://www.groundhog.org/prediction/), Phil ha dichiarato quanto segue


Phil Says Spring is Right Around the Corner!

Phil's official forecast as read 2/2/07 at 7:28 a.m. at Gobbler's Knob:

El Nino has caused high winds, heavy snow, ice and freezing temperatures in the west.
Here in the East with much mild winter weather we have been blessed.

Global warming has caused a great debate.
This mild winter makes it seem just great.

On this Groundhog Day we think of one thing.
Will we have winter or will we have spring?

On Gobbler's Knob I see no shadow today.
I predict That early spring is on the way.



But when ever! This year, the Chicago Tribune had spoken of the 'warmest winter in the history of the United States: two months of good weather after the early December storm that has shut down all airports in the Midwest, Christmas without snow and so on ... But the groundhog revenge is a dish to be enjoyed cold, even frozen. And with his statements, the rodent damage adds to the mockery!


Here they call him (ironically) Spring Semester, the only thing I know is that since the beginning, has started to snow and the temperature has stabilized at -19 ° C: the fact that we are still clinging to Fahrenheit in a poor degree above zero, does not mean that the food is snow everywhere, because now it is high, we come from all directions, and gradually penetrate into the brain, and prevents you from thinking that this will be to define a rational person whose business is zero, the term blank? And the forecast said that next week we will spend well below the soles of Dr. Fahrenheit. And ugly. All the fault of Lake Michigan. Luckily tonight is the Super Bowl in Miami.

If schools are closed (in part because the bus drivers drive from fear), the university on the other hand works a treat: as the car access in this area is very limited and the roads are still "spalabili", the campus offers an immaculate whiteness (the Snow becomes dirty mush or melt) only builds up, day after day, like under the eaves of the stalactites. The impression is very strange. Although Switzerland, the Alps, Cervinia, I had never seen so much snow in the plains and such a relentless fall and accumulate. It seems that there is a psychological phenomenon, known on campus, where, before the Spring Break, students and professors fall into a deep sleep completely nonreactive, they just eat and stay warm watching the snow flakes, near the fireplace. As for the squirrels, who should go to sleep, they turn to the peaceful campus, and if you get close, maybe even bite you.

What we have learned? Chip and Dale in hibernation? But when ever ... And other animals? one of my fellow Texan, told me that snakes down there, names that only contain as rattlesnake venom, threats or metaphorical sound like a rattlesnake (Rattlers), the snake of the five steps or seven seconds, they are absolutely harmless to the cause most allergies. In short, little more than snakes. A friend just returned from Miami, told me of his experiences on the reef at the poolside Atlantic. His physique, abundant, making it an attractive prey for any living carnivore who hangs out under water, but the shark that says he has not met if the yarn is not even a smear, along with a lady and her children had fun watching a bunch of barracuda, who once ate a cow (always and invariably that cattle) in two minutes (never a second more or less). Probably, under the sea, they give you lessons on Nutrictional Facts humans, or teach you that their diet makes them fat but inedible. But the manta that he had probably forgotten crossed quills at home ... In short, Tex, Sergio Leone, John Wayne: all nonsense. Look, I just say that piranhas and alligators are man's best friend. Years and years of biology, geography ... antianimalista a conspiracy that increases the sense of fear in which, according to Michael Moore, we are surrounded by a Corporation. In other words, conscious dogs and cats, canaries and goldfish is they who drive the neo-imperialist strategy. And I, in a revival of old hobbies, I have a litter of Betta Splendens , you never know.



But back to the ripe fruit of evolution, that we, the rational animals, particularly in this case to 'homo sapiens americanus communis, analyzed the habitat of the university campus, during preletargica.


A pregnant colleague informs me of the debate shaking his family, two weeks after delivery (delivery , the same paro the c h using to deliver the pizza, 20 minutes for it, ten to hand, a moderately successful comic has a nice set of playing strips sull'equivoco): because the people here are married during his college years , come across several "pods" around the campus, and then the children's names are in the top ten most of the discussions involved. In this case, contending the girl near the finish line were two parties, on the one hand, in favor of Courtney (including dad) and other supporters of Paris, that the party of mother. Recently, the Observer, the official newspaper of the campus, has published a survey of five students "who made Paris Hilton into pieces, but like socialism, like the name, regardless of its practical achievements. Among the hundred names of the most successful last year in the U.S., the former are, respectively, for the girls and for children Aidan Grace. The list includes, however, a significant number of Jewish names, where Ethan, Noah and Caleb (three names for the perfect little man with the squeaky voice that v in western ede) stand out among the top five, the wide range of Irish names, many surnames as first names used : Logan, Parker, Carter, Kennedy (the latter for girls), then there are states and cities, all female (Savannah, Brooklyn, Peyton, Dakota, Madison, Montana - v'immmaginate the psychological effect of finding a ico days Basilicata? there are always some abbreviations, Bases, Silica, Cathy), there are also unexpected names such as: Hunter (Hunter), Maddox (who knows medicine for the stomach), Brody (masculine), while in the next several years girls respond to those who call Alyssa, Aaliyah, Cadence (!), Skylar, MacKenna, there are challenging names like Trinity, Faith, Hope (but there is neither Love nor Charity ...). There are all the evangelists except Mark. The only Italian name is Janet, but I think it is a distortion. In any case, save one, in abbreviated form: the five members of my department are together sixteen letters. The full name is used only by mothers to blame the children, "William Washington Armstrong, look what you've done! "Sure, you'd expect Oprah, Nicole, Hillary, George ... but missing its celebrities. But the celebrity will be discussed later. If you want to remove them a little 'magic, translate their names: Who are James Brown, Tom Hanks, Daniel
Bruno, Robert Hope, Judith Garland,
James Taylor, Paul Simon , John Ford, Anthony Regina, Tom Cruise, Renzo Bird, Sara Stone, Edward Potato Laura Farm, Stephanie Swift, Bobo Guglielmi? Charm of the English language!

And, speaking of celebrities, expect For 2007, the third son of Julia Roberts (in addition to the twins Hazel and Phinnaeus, after Julia Roberts played her in Italian, nice), the third son of Tiger Woods (poetically, of the Tiger Woods) and the first of Lindsay Davenport (sofa), all scheduled for June.

And so I am not surprised in meeting Brianna, Delaney, Reagan, Mackenzie, right in the face to face I gave two lectures to students (freshman ) on campus. Nothing that a simple change, a favor for a friend. I have to say, but I have received authoritative confirmation by the natives, that the image of the classroom was very similar to that of a first year of high school: do you think of "Goodbye, Mr. Holland" just to understand each other? One mother told me: "in fact the school is done for fun, you know, kind of getting drunk, making silly things, and then High Schools here are very different, then the top college at least serves to make all equal, people who come from different schools from different states "including Alaska, Hawaii, Idaho, Texas. Maine ...

Both reasons seem reasonable, and explain many things: first, because in fact the curriculum, which involves one or more majors and one or more minors, can understand (with) materials engineering, medicine, philosophy, literature Irish ancient economy, and end that you are a pre-med, and send you to Mexico (honest!, which is more candid to say "I swear, believe me") with the title of doctor and coat, and maybe even save some lives , having studied only general biology and chemistry, but not knowing anything about anatomy, pathology, or whatever you know you man.

the way, remember that in the last series of Happy Days, Fonzie taught in high school and in fact it was not clear when Richie, Potsie and Ralph had left high school to college? Of course, this does not apply everywhere, but if you want a fun caricature (but not much), the average school education in the U.S., you have to rent the DVD Napoleon Dynamite, can be found in Italy, but at least you have to see it twice because the first sight will seem absurd. This they did, that the Americans, is not ours. No evil injury-European.

matter so supple, Introduction to Philosophy I, was divided (based on pure randomness bureaucratic) into two classes, totally independent of each other and both made up of 31 freshman of both sexes ( strange: no claim of freshwoman , at a university in which some famous monologues represent the last century has become a point of pride and conflict).

Here's my small experience. In both classes, the scene was the same and the same script and actors.

1. A small mountain man in the back row, with limited language skills, but instead a member of the football team, and since we are talking about the Irish , that a stadium of 100,000 people, has to be someone who knows her on (sports): the system forces him to study philosophy in order to remain on the team (think black boy playing the drum in the school band Mr. Holland to play on the football team? He died in Vietnam .. . by the way). The student's attitude was "I'm sorry if they are here, but it's not my fault "
2. One row below, the middle and is what it feels like the coolest (
cool ) of the world, and tries to prove it rumbling in all ways possible, making payment to the prof. in order to disrupt the lesson and / or attract the attention of
3. the vacant-eyed blonde, masking 20kb intelligence, and that is a front line in the row next ; on the eyes, the smile and the whole budget of default of the girl, nothing to say, seems to have been thrown there by the stage of Miss Ohio: I think that she "no games" seem silly, but who can get inside a neuron?
4. in the first row is the nerd
with old clothes and goggles, we guesses all the answers and in the end you do not know which questions to answer
5. beside him, the girl with the sunny smile, but the philosophy does not want to know anything, nods as if he understood everything, is at the end of the lesson and you down with a question like, but Plato was a Catholic?
6. To the left of the chair, two guys who have long lost all hope of understanding the lessons, a test
stoically taking notes (ironically he does not know what that means, even if we talk about ancient philosophy), the other dedicated to the pictorial representation the female body, hidden under the hood of his sweatshirt, both almost horizontally on their chairs.
7. On the opposite side, the student
random , capable of anything with good intentions (for example, getting up to go to the blackboard and write what "he" suddenly realized the benefit of the class and without that no one tells 'he asked.)

Around these characters fixed, rotate the two types of basic human
gregarious and solitary, or if you want , in philosophical language, the Community and individualism, which fill the gaps, to the number of 29, generally good, well-educated, maybe someone is wearing pajamas and slippers comes directly from the dorm. There remain two, probably the most intelligent, a boy and a girl, she invariably placed on the left (the girls always tend to be on the left of the prof.) And the right guy, their limit is that they are very shy, characters or geographical origin. I feel that would be made for each other if they were not terrified by the idea of \u200b\u200beye contact.

discussing with my colleague, the next day, we can immediately identify who they are, despite not having been present at any time in the same class (he was out of town , so why I was there), which seems to show that there are two laws, the first that brings certain characters to be distributed geographically in the same way (the law "at the bottom of the last," that is the first grade and above) and the second for which acquired the site in the first lesson you can not change it anymore: we are not Val-Mart.

This is still the world of raw freshmen, that next year will become sophomores , whose clothing is worn when they appear juniors, and that will make their development in knowledge and the parallel decline in clothing as seniors. We salute finally graduates after four years as . Here begins what is properly the university, but it is a difficult subject and, in fact, I cite an authoritative source "here in Notre Dame who is the university really are undergrad." So put aside Grad Students, Law School, Medical School and many more.

Now, it's good to know that if the 'high school is the infancy of the American high school, the college , or at least the first two years, as discussed above, it is adolescence, so as any teenager, the young student tries to show its strength and its value, opportune et importune , greek hero through the two arts: the dialectic and the power, in short, written and verbal conflict (law and journalism) and sports. There now have been achieved equal opportunities, if we exclude that the girl is given the exclusive football while the girls it almost completely (no one is surprised) the procurement of cheerleading (ie support the team on the sideline, with appropriate songs, accompanied by the band).

And then two points seem important. The study and those extracurricular activities.

The thread that binds together the first and the other is the duel (remember Noon? ): the American student can just raise your hand and asks you a question ("Can I ask a question? Shoot, shoot , says the prof.) Hitting almost always the point. You have in front of" the demand faster in the Midwest. "and think for a moment, that the school can be reborn in Athens in the north of Indianapolis. It is also true that if you make a counter-question, discover huge chasms of ignorance, no matter who has everything the knowledge? "The important thing, with the knowledge, you know how to use" is the fundamental principle of American pragmatism and Google. There will always be an area of \u200b\u200bhuman knowledge where you Idiot , without the worry of high school general European (which is not seen, but peeps in Italian brain when you least expect it), live peaceful and at the right time to fill that gap. The only real problem is with students who do not want to fill the gap, but simply to fight for the sake of it. Those are really irritating. They are young and willing arrogant that they peck in the western suffered their bullet, or if they are stupid and bad, you throw them against the gang from the suburbs. Few, thankfully, and after all, the epic of American education is precisely the achievement of these subjects. We have succeeded Sidney Poitiers, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sean Connery and, several times, Robin Williams.

In the meantime, however, the duel between the teacher and the student is dismissed and the class is automatically split into pro, con and bettors. The student immediately after class, going to buy his "Nietzsche for Dummies" or seek help Wikipedia . His motto is the prayer of an ascetic American "God, make me patient, But hurry." Having established that Julian 's Apostate is not Justinian, the battle can begin: the first touchdown is yours, but the game is long. And the rules are fixed, whether of boys of girls, because in both the Heart of the Old West. That has specific rules. Just read Do not Squat With Yer Spurs On! A Cowboy's Guide To Life, Texas Bix Bender. Here is the code of the West: "Write it in your heart. Restagli faithful, and he will remain faithful. Asks you and give you more honesty, courage, loyalty, generosity and justice."

In this battle, brave and loyal, you know that "there never was a horse that has not been tamed, but not a man who has not been knocked out of the saddle," that "the length of a conversation says nothing about the volume of the brain "and that" no matter who said it, and if you can not believe it 'absurd'. Instead, "The reviews are wise by experience, and a lot of experience comes from bad judgments" that "speaks softly, speak slowly, and not say too much." At the same time, "do not be angry with those who know more 'about you: not' his fault". With this and other rules of wisdom and conduct, in the end you face, whether as a sweatshirt or watered-port flip-flops, the impassive face of a poker player, the security of a bounty hunter, who hides a secret , which may be his salvation or his end. Every American in nature preserves in the depths of the mystery of Humphrey Bogart behind the narrow slits of blue Clint Eastwood. It matters little if it 'a girl.

Journalism the duel is conducted by other means, is the great cultural activities and aspirations of every young idealistic American, who was born lawyer and / or journalist. The intersection of law and journalism or investigative journalism is one of the favorite dishes served at the American cinema. And the college is the place where, at least the first two activities may be conducted in an end in itself, having fun, for Their Own Sake , as they say, and without too much damage. Unfortunately, the lawyer and journalist, once off campus, they become individuals with the worst reputation in the country, due largely to the cynicism required to make their way through the crowd, there is an infinite series of film on the theme: Home, Hero, Mr. Deeds, to name a few. Lawyers are a target of one of the most witty strips of the moment, non sequitur. For some of them should resurrect the old Bounty Killers. Of course, if you do not want to be a shark, you could always do the hunger as a pro bono lawyer , and starve in Brooklyn complete with a diploma from Harvard Law School, or be the hero of the novels by Grisham or protagonist of true stories like Edward R. Murrow. But it takes strong.

I remain of the idea at the time, that the function of college at least here and at least the first two years, is to fill the gaps, to shape a national education, perhaps only the engineers must now begin to study seriously (but 'then earn immediately and seriously), and acquire a certain esprit de corps that somehow manages to change the structure of anthropological wimps and Barbarians and their female counterparts (for this distinction, I refer to two articles by Terrence Moore, WIMPs (spineless) and Barbarians and Heather's Compromise , very sharp though perhaps with some cliche 'a little' assume the role of the weaker sex in society ', are available on the Internet, just search with Google).

In its content, basic education plan, with a very familiar story in crisis (maybe we'll talk again), do not seem to know how to get on, at least in the humanities . Carry as Chris Spellman writes, on ' Observer last week, with a brilliant argument that makes the situation peacefully.

"It's a common scene early in the semester: students at Their computers, shuffling around Their classes, Sometimes adding or dropping a course Another. In an attempt to Fulfill the University literature, music or history requirement, a student will scroll through the course descriptions searching for an interesting, or - at the very least - easy, class. It was through this search that a friend alerted me of certain disconcerting choices being offered to fulfill those requirements.

One such class fulfilling the literature requirement in the English Department is called "Decadent Modernity" (ENGL 20405). A glace at the course description reveals that the course aims "to explore visions of decadence spanning the last two centuries and more." Students are instructed to "bring a tolerance for the grotesque and for authors who deliberately challenge deeply held Western attitudes about morality and values." Several "literary texts, visual arts and modern cinema" are to be considered, but the "conceptual groundwork" is to be laid with Freud and Nietzsche.

I choose this particular class - there are several others - because I feel it well exemplifies many of the humanities courses being offered at universities across the nation. These courses appeal to students' anti-authoritarian tendencies to draw them, ironically, to a not particularly tolerant, alternative orthodoxy. "Sticking it to the man," as some have put it, does not necessarily imply liberation, for what if the new "man" who replaces the old one brings even worse tyranny?

There must always be a "man," an authority, and those who claim to free us from all authority in reality bind us to their own. Yes, rejecting traditional values sounds enticing, but this proposition raises an i mportant question: what new set of values will replace the old ones we are so emphatically encouraged to abandon?

(...) An education such as this, of course, prepares us, in a strange but certain way, to be the leaders of the Twenty-First century, to carry on the torch -there was a torch somewhere, wasn't there? - and, in general terms, to achieve the new, recasted American dream: becoming filthy rich without getting caught."



Come al solito, non basta qualche aforisma per traghettarci happily beyond the 'good and evil. And then you end up almost always to stay in mid-stream, if not the shifting sands.
America is completing an inventory of past transgression of which he is tired and that put it on the ropes. One of the advantages of college is that it still has the ability to withstand the failure of most current generation shortage teacher, at least judging by the programs. The college, with its extra-curricular activities (band, sports, orchestras, choirs, activities of solidarity), but also for its intrinsic structure of socialization and commitment, has the potential to allow young students who have painted before passing the limits educational, but above all, may be an opportunity to rebuild a web of meaningful connections that many kids today do not have behind them.

With all due respect to my grandmother, I've never been thrilled with the idea of \u200b\u200ba "regime of exercise and I am not fond of the events in which the demonstration of physical strength to demonstrate the value of a political cause. All too often ends up is a show of strength without any content, and strength, without goals, you may end up hurt. Here, however, not talking about the political value of the exercise, which inspires the order, obedience, sense of authority ... maybe it 's so, to me, however, is unconvincing.
I seem to see Here's something I look different, which affects the daily life of those guys that I found myself in class and who do not share a common faith, but a way to live together. The great thing about college is that you are alive, must in some cases for two years, sometimes Separated from your family, although studies in the same city. The mothers are often the most aggressive in supporting the system. "At least Bob brings the laundry at home!" "Because her mother is a spineless." Every so often we only see a father who secretly goes to see his daughter, who scolds him harshly and then to apologize in front of the Friends of the weaknesses of their parents.

In college you can be yourself, "doing things with others. "Doing things together, five girls dressed in the same way they run on snow and by involving other road to follow, a sense of community that is embedded in American culture, awakening the experience of belonging, solidarity, friendship. Prepare for life in family and in wider society. Requires a balance you get with wisdom.

When walking around campus, I happen to think a few times to Magnificent Seven, the American gymnastics team at the Atlanta Olympics, 1996: I owe it to my sister Elizabeth's favor letting me memorize pictures of what happened on that occasion. United States and Russia were playing the team gold in the final. Russia was ahead because he was stronger, Dominique Moceanu and Shannon Miller, the most talented American, had been lost to road remained Allison Kerri Strug, the oldest group (19 years), but unfortunately, in the previous step had sustained an injury He was confident that with his performance at the end of his swing, he would have broken his ankle. Sure enough it blows, but to do what he would be forever defined the Vault and get a point, you must not think of the consequences is not something you can do pro forma , an act of presence. You have to do everything as if nothing will happen, even though you know that after that run behind the jump, you wait, for sure, pain, renunciation of the fruits of years of sacrifice and the end of your career. After a look at the companions and the coach who had urged to give up, was playing the run, vault, landing with breaking face-smile-grimace. 9, 712. The images of coach Bela Karolyi, who takes away the emotion. to do well the accounts, the U.S. would have won anyway, because the Russians who were mistaken after their jumps. But they could not do the accounts. It was little more than a decade ago. "Spark Plug", which obviously could not participate in individual competitions for the next few days, devotes much time to his family, his brother and sister (also addicted to the gym) and his friends. "My parents taught me to be a good person and to value education," says what is now 'a beautiful girl of 30 years, blaming a certain coldness of her boyfriend in this field and in religious practice ( she is an observant Jew). His biography says that after "The Vault" has completed his studies at UCLA, "they can not compete in professional competitions in gymnastics, he worked as team manager, a role that has relegated behind the scenes of his world. went on to Stanford. After graduation, he worked first as a teacher in an elementary school near San Francisco, then in a school for nurses in Northern California. Then, in 2003, and is ' moved to Washington DC, in 2003. He worked as staff assistant first in ' U.S. Office of Presidential Student Correspondence, then in' Office of the General Counsel in the Treasury Department, and March 2005 is part of Justice Department's Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention . Meanwhile, he travels frequently to the country, in intervention programs for at-risk youth, explaining the importance of make the right choices in their lives. "He does not forget its history and its events and is dedicated to training young athletes and cooperate with other charities in the health sector. In particular, if invited, go to the hospital to visit children suffering from serious diseases. Just to make them smile. His phone and 'readily available and the money for the trip, if necessary put them in his pocket . So he wrote a successful book, which became a classic American children. Of course, entitled "Heart of Gold." For the same reason, a few years earlier, had published the ironic "Landing on My Feet" and had shot some spot where he joked about his "adventure". I suggest you review the first and second jump on YouTube, version of sdemerald .


I was like Kerri freshmen year at UCLA can develop some hidden talents that no one would have supposed: Do you remember the final scene in Mr. Holland, the girl who felt frustrated because 'he could not play the his clarinet after years of practice and become 'the governor of his state, the iconoclastic troublemakers who after the death of a fellow change his life ... and all to play or cheer on the American Symphony the professor who has devoted her life, with its high and low to give its students a compass. I found many young students willing to give up their personal symphony to be real men and real women to teach them to walk with their feet (perhaps by giving up their ankles).


Not many people know that as a child Henry Winkler, better known as Arthur Herbert (!) Fonzarelli, suffered from dyslexia, a disease then not easily diagnosed. Did not read well and tried to solve its educational problems by improvising in a theatrical manner. After some years, on the set of Happy Days , continued to have problems with the script, and this led him to develop a gesture all own, which made him famous around the world. After the sitcom , married, and one of his sons was diagnosed with a serious form of dyslexia. Undergo any tests, he realized that this was his real problem. Since then, and this year has made sixty years, has become a famous and respected author of short stories for children with dyslexia. In every American harbors a sense of recognition to the community that supported him and the desire to repay those around him, often devoting his time doing what he does best. At this time, one of the librarians of the university is putting in order in the next room, the library of the university center I live in and that he attended, for passion and friendship. In this operation, which has unearthed an impressive number of books, hidden in all the crevices of the house, spends his free time, for someone who does his job is never too much, and in turn help you by one of his children, happy as a clam to participate in the work that the pope 'plays with passion. In this social context, surrounded by real friends, an American boy is raised, and really can not imagine what you can give. America has these resources, and not just the one on which this week is uncertain Kathleen Dévényi in cover story of Newsweek ("Girls Gone Wild") to about the influence of people like Paris Hilton (which I have here the pleasure to introduce in pajama-party version), Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan (remember the cute freckled girl in the remake of The Parent Trap ? ) and Nicole Richie: "They Seem To Be Everywhere and They May Not be wearing underwear. Tweens adore Them and teens envy them". But the real question is, raw "Are we raising a generation of 'prosti-tots'?"
A woman is asking this question on a weekly tradition of unquestioned liberal. "There is no need to be evangelical Christians have given their vote to Bush to understand that in America we have lost our values reference, the family, morality, life, religion, social justice, law, friendship, altruism and a sense of community, simplicity, "says David Callahan, The Moral Center in recent ( questionable in many parts of the book, when you need to determine what is' moral), but very interesting analysis. Paper abnormal, even here, if we want to be precise, the label would be "left liberal", but we are still faced with these virtual membership?

Often the Americans tend to oppose the extremes, and this is a fact, not a fantasy: they introduced us to the bipolar system and thanks to their many philosophical articles, in Italian, are built on the form "x versus y". Of course, every culture highlights some aspects of our being human and maybe it obscures others. This should lead us to rediscover the cultural relevance of balance, all European (greek in its primitive intuition) and Catholic in the actual practice of 'et ... et , combined with a sense of the free gift and gratitude that we instead We lost, unfortunately too often in religious matters (the sacraments are the source of Christian life and in a sense, no matter the company singer - are the first not to believe -; sometimes, however, going to Mass is like a meeting of building, in terms of warmth). Here we will look into eyes, greets you, you will participate in the affairs of others, instead of doing battle sometimes very theoretical, people who for whatever reason can not receive Communion, should be in line to receive the blessing. And I assure you the creeps seeing how the whole church participates in prayer, the pain of those who can not approach the Eucharist. The people, in general, is not left alone. Also because the solitude here knows how to be mortally squalid and cruel, like the one that led to deaths absurd: James Dean, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, Marilyn Monroe, Janis Joplin, Ernest Hemingway, Mark Rothko, Jimie Hendrix, Freddie Prinze, Carole Landis , Elvis Presley, Harvey Firestone, John Belushi, Johnny Ace, Donny Hathaway, just a few days ago, Nikki Bacharach, daughter of the promising young artist famous Burt and Angie Dickinson (as I write is the news of the probable suicide of Anne-Nicole Smith, called the heir to Marilyn), which generates schizoid personality disorder, disorders of 'power, somehow all the more incredible diseases recorded in the DSM IV to be found in specific cases between Hollywood and Manhatthan (John Lennon did not leave New York from her room painted white, and when it came out once ...) and Finally, lurking behind the "business" of the queens of trash, that every day they need to invent a new one, to survive in the newspapers. (For those interested, refer among others to Steven Stack, Celebrities and Suicide: A Taxonomy and Analysis, 1948-1983 , in American Sociological Review, Vol 52, No. 3 (Jun., 1987) , pp. 401-412). Please note that it is not the usual story of satanic rock (there can be too, but I say, what sense and by what criterion the wonderful Dakota Fanning, actress prodigy talent for sure, after I Am Sam, to shoot a scene of which is the subject of explicit sex, ten years, with the approval of both parents and all rigorously shown on film?) In short, there is an obligation on it's cultural soil that retains grace and beauty? In this case, the complaint or the complaint are probably shocked a way that you must go, even if it risks turning into heroes some deviant personality. There are those who work in this direction. The important thing is that rend their garments do not become a comfortable habit. The question is whether and what can be done in the positive. Those who today are emerging in this country as Secular humanists, with the help of cultural and religious traditions of Europe (though, and I'm sorry, the Protestantism of our continent is in most cases a field of study that a religious practice), that can meet the actor Sidney Poitier, in his recent autobiography, called "The Measure of a Man," the only guarantee that the extremists, the constant noise from the trash and from self. However, the choice is not 'between conformists in slippers and without lingerie queens, both roles required in this collective psychodrama that gave dignity to the literary gossip and musical value to the screams of drunk or hysterical. Just last night I dreamed that a Notre Dame professor asked me if I knew the most important figure in Italian culture: Maria De Filippi. Leaving aside the personal pathologies, the disasters of Italian football, the public correspondence of our politicians and the excommunication of San Remo.
Western culture is not dead, for many ways enviable lives of a physical health compared to past history: view from afar is a true golden age, in the eyes of the psychiatrist is instead a borderline personality , unsafe to human and spiritual level. Thank God arise, need, balanced people, people able to face the people with honesty, to face itself, which gives weight to the words and behaviors: people of character. Which risks the hard way. What has stopped trying, because he has found a center of moral gravity and day by day trying to make it permanent , with the flexibility of wisdom. Surely, to save the world, not just a little love, not just move on to the "Coke Side of Life," as the last of the famous soft drink advertising.

We should start to think perhaps less in terms of virtual advertising and more in terms of real life, because, as diceil title of a book by Chris Goodfrey, right guard of the New York Giants, winning Super Bowl XXI, " That's where I live. " The "real truth", as they say in my part is that we must go back to using the vocabulary of the real world, not that of the Savoy, but that of real life, real people, real property, the realities that are obvious hand. The people are real, God is real, real people and establish relationships Real, where "real men do cry, but rejoice. Alone is very difficult to achieve all this, how would the coach of a football team, "stay focus'd," and we must remain focused on people, find people that allow you to "stay focused" (Lynn Johnston, Canadian heir Charles Schulz, creator of the family saga For Better and For Worse). struck me that in all the many books that I mentioned, the authors thank the dedication 1. parents for what they have taught and / or 2. the wife or husband supported them in their undertaking.

I, frankly, I tremble as I write what I write. Because I think in terms of reality and only in this so I think creatively in terms of hope. Although I know that real men do cry . You who read, free to think whatever you want and act accordingly.

In my opinion, the American college is a space for a cultural challenge. Not unique. It is a challenge that can take advantage of wisdom small concrete action by the EU and you do not get to utopia. For us and for them.

PS: The leap of Kerri Strug, including preparation, takes about fifteen seconds, the scene of "offending" the Dakota Fanning plus or minus 15 seconds, the video performance of the famous Paris Hilton takes about fifteen seconds, human time can have different quality ...


Good Night and Good Luck!

Marco





images, apart from personal sources, come from Groundhog Day ("Groundhog Day"), Napoleon Dynamite , the weekly The New Yorker well as the amazing Goodbye, Mr. Holland, which won the Oscar for Richard Dreyfuss, but will remain in the minds of many for the interpretations of Alicia Witt, Joanna Gleason, Olympia Dukakis, Terrence Howard, Glenne Headley and William H. Macy, and a wonderful soundtrack across the entire American history, enhanced by Stranger On The Shore Mr. Acker Bilk . The weather forecasts are updated by the groundhog Phil, we thank Chris Spellman for permission to publish part of "A Revolutionary Education," published last January 24 on ' Observer newspaper University of Notre Dame. The list of the top hundred names of American children can be found at the site www.BabyandPregnancy.com. sincere thanks for the realization of this installment of the blog goes to Mike Seelinger, Jeffrey Langan & The Sharks, Jim McNiff, Tom Stroka, Phil Moss, the team of the University Squash, who introduced me to the world of Rockapella : all I have Danto valuable insights for reflection, all I have taken into account. I can not mention by name some people who in recent months have shown me how to fly high on small disputes and how the human character is built right into the small things every day).

As always, but in this case in particular, comments and additions are welcome.
At the end of a game started in spectacular fashion by the Chicago Bears with a touchdown after a run of 92 yards right at the beginning of the Suberbowl Miami went to the Indianapolis Colts, in the pouring rain. Particularly popular were some commercials during breaks in play, especially that of the Chevrolet.